Through the magic of MySpace, I’ve found out some of my students are making this Friday “F*ck Cornell Day.” Unless there’s some other Cornell, they’re talkin about me. And here I was thinking every day was F*ck Cornell Day. These were the same guys that threw 20 or so paper airplanes into my ceiling, and also posted over a sign that said “Mr. Cornell is the greatest Math Teacher Ever”, and changed it to “Mr. Cornell is the gayest Math Teacher Ever.” I gotta admit they got some stones. Half of me wants to send them to the office on Friday, but the other half really wants to see what they’re going to do. I think this is too good to pass up.
You know what i think? I think you should smack the little bastards across the face in front of everyone. You know how it is in high school, they think they’ve got nuts the size of hot air balloons. You smack them and they will cry and if they cry, you just point and laugh. That’s my advice. don’t take any shit man.
this little kweer has been taking so much shit this semester, you dont even know. and if you were interested in my ball size, you can visit youragayfag.com. ohh yes corny they are the size of guavafruits. tomorrow is going to be a blast weeeeeeee!
I think it’s time we take the ol’ u-haul on another trip to the desert