Mike and I have been talking so much about camping, I’ve become obsessed about this trip. This will be our 7th camping trip, yet this is the most excited I’ve ever been about it. I’m not sure why I’m so excited. Perhaps it’s because Mike is coming down. Maybe it’s becuase it’s our first trip as a big group since that fiasco two years ago. Maybe because the weather is getting better every time I check it. Maybe it’s the Alcoholympics (or Alcoholic Games). Or maybe it’s just getting out of my house for a couple days. Whatever it is… I’m stoked. Only 3 more days…
I’m totally with ya Corn, I can’t wait. Beautiful beach, 69 degrees, Coors Light in hand, your best buddies with ya, not a care in the world. What could be better? Aside from bikini models being there of course.
Bikini models are no match for Corney in a floresent speedo, with sweat glistining off his chest is a dazziling array of pink perfection. Oh, and when he dances in the sand, his speedo’s creeping ever so delicatly into his ass…uh…I mean yea…bikini models are AWESOME!
We’ve wished it for the past 6 trips… but I think this time it comes true. This is the trip where the bikini team bus pulls up to the campsite next to us. I can feel it… or maybe that’s my fluorescent speedo creeping up.